I found a Jesus troll in the dalek
We noticed that a potato plant had started growing out of an opening in our composter (or our dalek, as we prefer to call it).
When I dug it out, it had grown only one new potato, but it was probably the weirdest-looking spud I had ever seen.
It clearly had a face, as can be seen on the photo, but it didn’t look anything like Jesus, as you would have expected from all the media stories about people seeing him in their toast or Ikea’s toilet.
It most closely resembled a troll, so I must conclude it was a Jesus troll.
We had it for dinner yesterday.
I’m not sure if eating that wd be sacrilege or some kind of bizarre transubstantiation.
Hoc est enim corpus meum? Hmmmm….
Ewww. I would definitely not eat it. It looks creepy.
It looked fine after I peeled the skin off.