Burgundy, Sanford or Birch?

Obviously Phyllis and I are spending some time these days discussing potential names for our baby (the kids call it Bart).

Today I found a website that asks you some simple questions and in return suggests some names. Phyllis and I answered the questions together, and here’s the result:

  • Girls: Burgundy, Carmen, Caroline, Fauna, Ginger, Hannah, Jada, Julie, Sandra, Sienna
  • Boys: Casper, Connor, Corbin, Dalton, Gordon, Kenneth, Sanford
  • Unisex: Birch, Jude

The idea is good, but the result is terrible! Surely even a badly written program can come up with better suggestions than that!?! I mean, Gordon is a nice name, but we can’t really use that, can we now?